Strut through the smoggy streets of NYC with the most colorful clownfish in capitalism. He’s got an ’80s checkered suit, a Wall Street walk, and a thousand-yard stare that screams: “I just bought a condo at sea level.” This shirt’s slogan hits like the 2008 crash with extra sass – because underwater mortgages? They’re back, baby, and this fish-man hybrid is fiscally drowning with style. While the city sweats in purple haze and regret, our aquatic anti-hero is the only one actually asking for more water. Part Wall Street satire, part Finding Nemo nightmare – this tee is a financial fever dream made wearable.
Product features - Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit. - Durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear. - Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance. - Garment-dyed for a uniquely soft texture and rich color. - Made from 100% ethically-sourced US cotton.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
