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Warped Reality Dust Patrol T-Shirt

Warped Reality Dust Patrol T-Shirt

Regular price $20.32 USD
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Welcome to the retroverse, where TV dinners fought back and dust mites are armed with attitude. This tee blasts you straight into pixelated mayhem with a warped old-school television as the portal, and who’s jumping out? Only the jet-packed, helmet-rocking hero with a vacuum cleaner from 3099. He’s not just cleaning up – he’s vaporizing explosive dust gremlins that scurry like caffeinated popcorn kernels. Oh yeah, it’s weird. It’s wild. And it’s absolutely necessary attire for anyone who’s ever yelled at their Roomba. Drenched in neon pastels and 8-bit nostalgia, this shirt doesn’t whisper “cool,” it screeches it through a CRT scream filter. Ideal for gamers, time travelers, and retro-futurists cleaning up in style.


Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for the perfect fit.
- Constructed with double-needle stitching for enhanced durability.
- Features a tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth look.
- Garment-dyed fabric offers a soft texture and vibrant colors.
- Ethically produced with 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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